The NFL Study Bible: Get Yours Now!
Jul 23rd, 2008 by John
THE NFL STUDY BIBLE
WIVES, GIRLFRIENDS, DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING YOUR MAN TO READ THE BIBLE?
WELL, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER! GET HIM…
THE NFL STUDY BIBLE!
It’s no longer the Israelites against the Hittites…
It’s the bright Israeli Stars against the ugly Hittite Hogs!
It’s no longer just little David and giant Goliath…
It’s the ELAH VALLEY BOWL with David’s Slings and Goliath’s Spears!
The drab Book of Psalms is now the colorful Book of Pom-Poms!
Learn about how Jesus huddles up a rag-tag Twelve Man team and
whips some self-righteous Pharisee butt! Go, team, go!
No more boring letters from dead dusty Apostles…
you’ll read the “playbook” for
the GAME of LIFE!! Play by play!
Order Yours Now!!! Go to…
The Bible Is No Longer Good Enough. Com
S & H not included in the price (worth two SuperBowl tickets).
Not officially endorsed by the National Football League.
Popularity: 4% [?]
Whoa! I got to get me one of those!
Fred,
Be the first! Yours will be signed by Brent Favre!
This is fascinating! I can’t wait. It nearly brought tears of joy to my eyes!
I was laughing so hard at work over this, today.
Ted (#3-4),
You have a great sense of humor. I am glad to bring a smile to your face
Everything is cool about this, but you have to get rid of the Dallas Star and replace it with a big bold “Eagle” emblem!
Funny stuff John!
Richie “Rich” Merritt,
What?! And denigrate “America’s Team”?
Getting nice on sport bloggin’ just in time for fantasy football drafts. I wonder how many folk you have sent on a wild goose cyber chase searching for their own Fathead KJV.
Lovely!
Peace.
what’s really bad is that when i spammed this to my address book a couple of my fellow parishoners actually mailed me back to ask if this bible was for real…..(you did do a great job of it)