FRYE ENTERS RACE
Oct 10th, 2008 by John
Pastor enters politics!
[note: Since I entered the race, I have taken a 6 point lead in the polls. I want to thank all "the little people" who are making my candidacy a referendum on the pathetic condition of current USAmerican politics. God bless you; and may God bless Michigan (State).]
I’ve had it. I am mad. I am hungry for POWER. I want to rule over others and control their lives. Too much individual liberty and personal freedom is ruining our great country. Democracy is a failure. It is now time for real, manly rule.
I know I have to take baby steps. But hear me. I am on my way to the big house. Oops, I mean the White House. When I get there I will rule with a silk-covered iron hand. I will clean up the messes made by our phony balony leaders in D.C. who are lining their pockets with tax-payers money. My money and your money.
Pastors of the nation, unite! Leave your pulpits and run for public office. We can change, I mean, really change America! No more gospel of kingdom stuff. It’s time to act! And act now. Why pray when we can have political power.
I am John Frye and I approve this message.
(note: written entirely with tongue-in-cheek)
Popularity: 3% [?]
John,
I know that if you were in my town I would definately vote for you. I pray that God will work in your life and you will be elected.
God bless all you do.
Keep up the great work you do brother.
I know that town will be bless by you being commissioner.
haha.
I’m glad that you have finally decided to get a “real” job.
Tongue in cheek or not, I would vote for you.
This is awesome!!! Thanks for the laugh today! Very funny!!!
You’ve got our vote! Finally, an authentic canidate! Whew!
LOL!
Long live King John I!
I know. That whole love, joy, peace thing smelled fishy to me the whole time